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There’s a news reader in my feed reader!

Two posts popped up in my feed reader yesterday with legendary news reader Riaan Cruywagen’s name in them, both linking back to this ‘words’ post, which is simply a republished list that was circulating via e-mail at the time.

Natually I clicked through and ended up watching a short (11 min) documentary film entitled “Don’t Shoot” … view full post

 

Riaan Cruywagen

  • Riaan Cruywagen never has his back to you, in fact Riaan has no back.
  • Riaan Cruywagen is fluent in twenty seven of the eleven official languages.
  • Riaan Cruywagen knows the news before it happens.
  • Riaan Cruywagen knew you would say that.
  • Riaan Cruywagen is cryogenically frozen every night for EXACTLY eight hours. His brain impulses are monitored during this and used as templates for

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Yellow Pages weather sponsorship

Marketingweb are hosting an entertaining discussion on the Yellow Pages weather sponsorship. One reader writes:

Simon “Reverse” Gear looks like a bumble bee

What next? Sally Burnett dressed up as the Simba Chips lion reading the news? Khanyi dressed up as Mr Min? Riaan Cruywagen looking like your uncle in the furniture business?

I almost wet myself … view full post