Religions of the World

TAOISM – Shit happens

HARE KRISHNA – Shit happens rama rama ding ding

HINDUISM – This shit happened before

ISLAM – If shit happens, it is the will of Allah

ZEN – What is the sound of shit happening?

BUDDHISM – When shit happens, is it really shit?

CONFUCIANISM – Confucius say, “Shit happens”

7th DAY ADVENTISM – Shit happens on Saturdays

PROTESTANTISM – Shit won’t happen if … view full post

Christians take exorcism request to new peaks

It’s hardly satanic – the name Devil’s Peak – but some people find it devilishly offensive. And the African Christian Democratic Party is so intent on changing it, after failing to curry favour with the Cape Town municipality, that it now intends to approach Arts and Culture Minister Ben Ngubane in a bid to rename the peak, Dove’s Peak

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Ali G Bible

‘ear me now. Me ‘ave found dis book called de Bible wot is 100 years old. It was writted by dis bloke called Jason Christ and his dad. It have no pictures and definitely no muff. Trust me, it is well boring. It come in two halves, da Old Testicle and da New Testicle, wot is happarently religious and people … view full post