The Wanderers Stadium, jam-packed with 32 000 fans, on Sunday witnessed what has been dubbed the greatest one-day international ever as South Africa edged Australia by one wicket, with one ball to spare, in the highest scoring and most explosive ODI in history.

After a massive weekend, I somehow slept through it all. Eat your words, Mark Waugh! Well done boys!

"Well," said the little girl "because I don't support the Wallabies."

Even more surprised the teacher asked her whom she supported.

"I support the Proteas" she replied.

Now a bit irritated, the teacher asked the little girl why she supported the Proteas.

"My mom supports the Proteas and my dad supports the Proteas, so I support the Proteas."

The teacher looked at the little girl and with a smirk asked: "Well, if your mom was an idiot and your dad was an idiot, what would you be?"

The little girl looked up at her teacher, smiled, and replied:

"A Wallaby supporter."

Why is it whenever something goes tragically wrong in a situation which can be affected by any of a multitude of unexpected events, someone has to take the blame? Bull shit opinions from cocksucking blamestormers and reporters. If you're looking to blame someone, try Frank Duckworth and Tony Lewis. Or the game umpires. Or the Organisers. Blame Canada. Hell, what about Mother Nature? Fuck blame.

I'm not in a happy place.

UPDATE: more blame and here's some more. Leave it alone guys, time to move on.

I spent the five days over New Year's in George and Knysna, and although the Garden Route is one of the most scenic places in South Africa, it's definately good to be back home. Just before leaving for Yzerfontein I received my new digicam, which I also took to the Cricket Test at Newlands on Saturday - both albums will be up shortly.

After our 2-0 series win over Pakistan on Sunday, South Africa climbed to the top of the International Cricket Council standings, kicking Australia into second spot. Nice one boys!