Life Stories

Great lyrics by Just Jack.

This is for every life story
Every detail
Ex-dot com millionaires
With shitty jobs in retail
Every ingrown toenail
Pile of junk mail
Driving test fail
Vain search for the Holy Grail

Every move you make
Every breath you take
Every 12 inch record your dumped girlfriend decided to break
And all the underachieving geezers getting more leaning and
Piza on melon Bacardi Breezers and skinny plastic

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404

One of my favourite features of this site is my backend, behind-the-scenes error handling.

Each time a 404 error is logged, I capture it into my DB and my custom 404 page either redirects (based on the requested URI) to an alternative page I have pre-defined, or failing that … view full post