11 posts tagged with joke
Proteas vs Wallabies
A little South African girl was sitting in her classroom in Australia, when her teacher walked in and started talking about how proud she is to be an Australian and how wonderful it is to be a Wallaby supporter. The teacher then asked everyone who supported the Wallabies to put up their hand. Every hand in the class besides one … view full post
Scotland so far
Our time in Scotland has been good – despite the dreich weather, we’ve made the most of it and have plenty of pictures to show for our short time in Glasgow, Edinburgh, and our roadtrip around this beautiful nation. Thanks to my aunt Moira for her unmatchable hospitality.
It’s especially nice to escape from CSS, RSS, … view full post
You know you’ve been living in London too long when…
- You don’t even bother looking out of the window when you get up in the morning to check what the day is like. You know it is overcast.
- You believe that Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday are all good nights for drinking. Sunday day is also entirely reasonable.
- You can’t remember what ‘customer service’ means.
- After a big night out you
Venice, Rome, Florence and the Vatican City
The best smell when you’re backpacking? A clean towel.
Even better? A clean, dry towel.
Before arriving I had high expectations for Italy, infact I planned to spend two weeks here. After Florence I’m not so sure, but Rome is swinging the vote. (side-note: sux to be American right now)
Hmmm, what to say … view full post
Gatiep en Maraai
Gatiep en Maraai steel ‘n snoek, en sien toe ‘n Polisieman.
Gatiep se “Gou, sit die snoek onder jou rok!”
Maraai se “Dit gaan stink Gatiep!”
Gatiep se,”Druk net die fokken snoek se neus toe!”
To all our beloved managers
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.
He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The woman below replied, “You are in a hot air balloon hovering … view full post
A penguin in Arizona
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and … view full post
What is the difference between a duck?
Nothing, especially the legs.
Balance on Earth
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him on the seventh day, having a rest. He inquired of God, “Where have you been?”
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look Michael! Look what I have made.”
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and … view full post
The Secret Diary of Michael Schumacher
On Thursday I have to confess I had my fourth chocolate biscuit of 2002. It was a lapse in concentration, a moment when I was not being focused and I just reached out and took it from a plate in the middle of a table. I do not intend to repeat this act of madness until the championship is won.