What’s wrong with swearing?

Well according to Cuss Control Academy, it endangers your relationships. It shows you don’t have control. It can lead to violence. It doesn’t communicate clearly, lacks imagination and has lost it’s effectiveness… among other things. What a fucking lot of exaggerated balderdash malarkey.

Maybe I’ll dance the funky chicken on my 75th wedding anniversary

To anyone that has ever pissed me off in the past, or will in the future: this is for you.

Resfest starts on Monday. Maybe I’ll go. Maybe I won’t. Maybe I’ll marry, maybe I won’t. Maybe I’ll have children, maybe I won’t. Maybe I’ll divorce at 40, maybe I’ll dance the funky chicken on my … view full post