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Computers suck

coda — Mon, 23 Sep 2002 01:14:52 +0000

This is my third attempt at an update post. The first one I started about two hours ago. Internet Explorer crashed. Not explaining why I was using IE in the first place.
The second one I started an hour ago, in Mozilla. It too crashed after warning me I didn't have a plugin. Not defending the best browser on Earth.

Computers suck.

Top 6 Reasons why Computers Must be Female

coda — Mon, 29 Apr 2002 20:59:31 +0000

6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command or File Name" is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

Top 10 Reasons why Computers Must be Male

coda — Mon, 29 Apr 2002 20:58:57 +0000

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter