3 posts tagged with computers
Computers suck
This is my third attempt at an update post. The first one I started about two hours ago. Internet Explorer crashed. Not explaining why I was using IE in the first place.
The second one I started an hour ago, in Mozilla. It too crashed after warning me I didn’t have a plugin. Not defending the best browser on Earth.
Computers suck.
Top 6 Reasons why Computers Must be Female
6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message “Bad Command or File Name” is about as … view full post
Top 10 Reasons why Computers Must be Male
10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you … view full post