9 posts tagged with america
Get a life
Dear Damien,
We are currently building what we hope will be the world’s largest collection of promotional pens and pencils. If your company has such pens or pencils, and you could spare one, we would be most grateful.
Yours sincerely,
Klas and Sheila Abrahamsson
Whatever. Get a life.
Via days of my life: “The BBC hosted a unique global television debate about America’s … view full post
Fear
If like me you have watched Academy Award-winning Bowling For Columbine you’ll find this IOL article hilarious.
The American state department has reassured its personnel that the giant killer wasps which have invaded their offices are actually harmless. They also assured the American people that the wasps are in
American humour
If you can speak three languages, you’re trilingual. If you can speak two languages, you’re bilingual. If you can speak only one language, you’re an American.
Boycott Brand America
Because I am one of the millions of people against the war; And because the American government has made it clear that it won’t listen to world opinion; And because the symbols of American power are its corporations and their brands; I hereby pledge to boycott Brand America, from the moment the war begins and
#trivia humour
[00:35] *** Now talking in #trivia
[00:35] *** Topic is ‘War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography’
Oil and Armament
War drums still beat, instigation rises despite world’s certainty that Iraq is free from WMD, according to inspection committees. It is an inconsistency to the wise, a procedure to those who recklessly fiddle with the human reason as Bush the little and his group do as if they are USA. The way they behave improves that
World peace in 2003
TIMEeurope.com asks: Which country poses the greatest danger to world peace in 2003?
The United States: 77.9%
Iraq: 12.6%
North Korea: 9.5%
(Total Votes Cast: 115709)
Random humour
The USA is experiencing some Technical Difficulties.
Do you know your arse from your elbow?
Quickbeam and Bombadil are the Lords of the Rhymes.
Shoot Saddam
The day banner ads turned political: Shoot Saddam. I’m not sure what bothers me more, the banner itself (not that I’m a Saddam supporter or anything) or the product they claim to be giving away for free: Spy Hear 007.
Do you want to hear what people are saying around you? Worried the Boss