Useless facts and thoughts

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• There are 2 rules to being a success in life. 1. Never give out all the information.
• Don't you hate it when someone asks you a question and you don't know whether it's rhetorical or not?
• What did the first person to milk a cow think they were doing?
• Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.
• If you were to recite everything Jesus is recorded to have said, it would take less than two hours.
• People usually smile (without knowing it) when looking at a flower.
• Zap garlic cloves in the microwave for 15 seconds and the skins slip right off!
• In an average lifetime there will be over 50 000 images of you on photos you'll never see.
• If you put raisins in a glass of fizzy lemonade you get a low budget lava lamp!