Religions of the World

TAOISM - Shit happens

HARE KRISHNA - Shit happens rama rama ding ding

HINDUISM - This shit happened before

ISLAM - If shit happens, it is the will of Allah

ZEN - What is the sound of shit happening?

BUDDHISM - When shit happens, is it really shit?

CONFUCIANISM - Confucius say, "Shit happens"

7th DAY ADVENTISM - Shit happens on Saturdays

PROTESTANTISM - Shit won't happen if I work hard

CATHOLICISM - If shit happens, I deserve it

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS - Knock, knock. "Shit happens".

UNITARIANISM - What is this shit?

MORMONISM - Shit happens again & again & again.

JUDAISM - Why does this shit always happen to me?

RASTAFARIANISM - Let's smoke this shit!