Favourite Borat quotes

• "I want to do a romance inside of you."
• "In Kazhakstan we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape and table tennis..."
• "If you come back with me to my country,(....) I will give you television and remote control..."
• "Every Englishman must have a hobby. Some like to collect the stamp, some like to make the jam, but the most fun is to a kill a little animal with a shotgun or rip them up with wild dog."
• "There is land of opportunities in US of A. For man, construction work, taxi driving and accountancy. For woman, as a prostitute."
• "We say in Kazakhstan, "Woman who goes with book is like horse without...Saddle.""
• "We say in Kazakhstan, "You find me woman with brain, I find you a horse with...Wings.""
• "In America, women can vote but horse cannot! It is the other way around in my country."
• "I am very strong physique and I can hold a very large woman down for 3 hours...I am strong, I can throw rock at a gypsy from 15 metres. 10 metre if I am chained up."
• "This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success."
• "My mother, she never love me. (Stifled chuckle) She say she wish she was raped by someone else."
• "In my country we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes."