Get a life

Dear Damien,
We are currently building what we hope will be the world's largest collection of promotional pens and pencils. If your company has such pens or pencils, and you could spare one, we would be most grateful.
Yours sincerely,
Klas and Sheila Abrahamsson

Whatever. Get a life.

Via days of my life: "The BBC hosted a unique global television debate about America's place in the world with 10 other national broadcasters". What The World Thinks of America