Fear

If like me you have watched Academy Award-winning Bowling For Columbine you'll find this IOL article hilarious.

The American state department has reassured its personnel that the giant killer wasps which have invaded their offices are actually harmless. They also assured the American people that the wasps are in no way linked to Osama bin Laden's terrorist network, al-Qaeda.

Can I get some fear with my BigMac please?

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