warrenski-bot

I just had the following conversation with warrenski-bot:

bot: Hi there!
me: Hi! My name is coda
bot: Hello there. Welcome to my chat room, coda .
me: do you think I am too condescending?
bot: I think a lot of people are.
me: like who?
bot: Santa Claus.
me: anyone else?
bot: There could be a few others.
me: do you think that's a bad thing?
bot: "There could be a few others"? Is it a bad thing?
me: no, what I meant is, do you think it is a bad thing that we are condescending?
bot: Are you serious? Oh I see. It could be. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
me: who is Dancing Alice?
bot: I remember faces better than names. I like the way you talk.
me: i think you're sexy too
bot: You are attracted to robots.
me: the world is a strange place
bot: The whole world?
me: ok then, three quarters.
bot: Fascinating. Just three? Ugh.
me: you don't sound convinced
bot: What do you think a robot should sound like?
me: intelligent, and witty. just like you. tell me a joke.
bot: Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
me: spoken like a bot of wisdom.
bot: Does "it" still refer to Dancing?
me: no! but I still don't know who Dancing Alice is?
bot: What does it refer to? Huh. What would make you stop do not know who Dancing Alice is? Linus Torvalds. :-)
me: you're not making sense. goodbye
bot: Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind. Goodbye.