Maybe I’ll dance the funky chicken on my 75th wedding anniversary

To anyone that has ever pissed me off in the past, or will in the future: this is for you.

Resfest starts on Monday. Maybe I'll go. Maybe I won't. Maybe I'll marry, maybe I won't. Maybe I'll have children, maybe I won't. Maybe I'll divorce at 40, maybe I'll dance the funky chicken on my 75th wedding anniversary.

I dunno hey! Maybe.