Top 10 times in History when the use of the “f-word” was appropriate
- "Scattered Fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
- "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
- "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
- "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer,1877
- "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso,1926
- "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
- "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
- "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima,1945
- "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!" - JFK,1963
- "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton
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Michael Phelps dad said “Get in the FUCKIN pool Mikey…NOW!”
Well Michelangelo was surely right! LOL :)
Laughed like hell. Nice list!
Very Very Fuckin Funny. Made me laugh so hard i almost pissed
how about ancient Chinese wall engineer:
The fuck we can build that.
Poor taste in the JFK case, but other 9 were good.
I didn’t think they would get that fuckin’ mad! – Osama Bin Laden
Custer’s date should be 1876 – June 25 to be precise.
I agree with Jerry, the JFK reference is just bad….
I posted this on Digg.com: http://digg.com/odd_stuff/The_top_ten_times_the_F_word_was_appropriate_in_history
I believe it was posted on the first of this month. This list really is fucked up funny.
After Mary tells Joseph she’s pregnant – How the fuck did that happen?!
Hitler as Jesse Owens wins his fourth gold medal in the 1936 Olympics – Fuckin’ inferior race my ass!
David as he finds out which one is Goliath – That’s one big motherfuckin’ Philistine!
America on January 20th 2009 – Halle-fuckin’-lujah, its finally over!
King Henry V upon learning of Joan of Arc – You mean we’re loosing to a fucking girl?
larry jerry, get a clue and take the joke. The world is a stage, and is made to be laughed at. There’s nothing funnier than watching you humans destroy yourselves over stupidity.
“Is that a fucking airplane?” some dude on the 85th floor.
“FUCK” dude next to him.
Regardless of bad taste, as long as you remember, all is not lost.
captain of the titanic. Where did all this fucking ice come from?
Very funny, all of them, keep’ em coming!
My daughter got written-up for telling a kid to “shut the fuck up” in the hallway…in high school. Fucking uptight school administration.
I think 3 of atlas’ should be added. one about Mary, one about David and Goliath (slight change to the quote though) and King Henry V.
What kind of idiot takes offense to the JFK one and not the Hiroshima one?
little kid I agree with you. A fucking idiot maybe?
Just about now I was thinking of the same.. there is no JFK now, but there is whatever left off from that one.
I’m not Japan, but that Hiroshima alone overshadowed all this clever joke at this well-designed web page.
p.s. I”m pretty fucking sure Noah had never sworn; he was PRIME WORSHIPPER like Adam, Abraham, Moises Jesus and Mohammed.
regards from Turkiye.
kunter, GET A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR, and the rest of the people who complained
I’m pretty sure Noah never swore either. Since he was plagiarized from Gilgamesh and wasn’t real.
Great list though :D
“Where the fuck is Afghanistan? Aw, fuck it, let’s get Saddam and play ‘hide and go fuck yourself!”
- W
“You’re only using a fucking rock?”
- Goliath
Me when I read this: what’s with all these fucking morons!!!
I think for the Mary and Joseph line it should be “Holy Fuck” instead.
“Eh, fuck the constitution.”–George W. Bush.
‘Of course it’ll fucking work.’ Icarus, sometime BC
What the heck. This is George Carlin’s shtick. Credit where credit is due… <..>… … … fuckers.
I’m fucked.
-Satan on Easter Sunday
Haha, very nice. I laughed quite hard. Kudos.
lol i have a shirt with all of those in it
Captain of Titanic – What fucking ice berg?
King Harold – Watch what you are doing with that arrow, you’ll have some fucker’s eye out!
Captain of the space shuttle – Who let her fucking drive?
captain of titanic—i see the fucking plumbing,s fucked again.
Biblical tales are not historical.
Doctor McCoy — “He’s fucking dead, Jim.”
Thanks for the laughs, especially the dumb nit pickers. You know who you are.
I bet you think God doesn’t lie.
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” I wonder what this fucking button does?”
April 26, 1986 Chernobyl plant
Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic.
“we evolved from a fucking ape?” – charles darwin
I love how Bill Clinton’s one is the only one without a date.
ya know, because he said it multiple times…
“Have you ever seen so many fucking Mexicans?” … David Crocket to Col. Travis, 1836, the Alamo.
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06 July 2008
gott a05:27 am
Captain of the Titanic ‘ what the fuck was that!?’